I AM INTERESTED IN ADVERTISING ON YOUR SITE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY COMPANY?
Well, half a million in a Swiss bank account, no questions asked would be a good start. Failing that, we would like you to consider the possibility of supporting www.sportingreece.com so that we can improve the service even more.
Well, we will be launching the site with four banner ads which will run across the front page. We will also have options to buy banner advertising slots in any particular sport – and there will also be the chance to sponsor a column/columnist or advertise on the forum. There will obviously be the opportunity to advertise across the whole site as well. And if you want to pursue follow-through advertising with a commission on purchase then we can arrange that too.
AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME IF I GET VALUE FOR MONEY?
www.sportingreece has built-in software to count the clicks to make sure you get what you pay for. Besides, we want you to make money because if that happens then you will want to stay with us. Then we are all happy.
OK, SO WHAT ARE THE AD RATES?
Well, that depends on how urgently my wife needs a new pair of shoes. Just kidding. You can contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org for more information.